Sunday, May 24, 2009

New Friends?

New Lesbian Friend: Next time I go out with my girls, you should come. We'll help to introduce you to some nice guys.

Oh shit that's cool, if it happens...but wait, should I let her know that every lesbian I've known immediately ends up hating me...
...No, I shouldn't. She's cool maybe it won't turn out like all the others....
...Quick, smile. She's waiting for a response! Look polite and excited by the idea....don't scare her away...quick Thomas, respond!

Me: I'd love that. Just to warn you though, I'm like the most awkward person ever though...like, it's impressive. Everyone thinks I'm either awkward or hitting on them - I'm just that amazing,

Nice Thomas, nice and smooth...good ol' foot in the door.

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