Mike: blah blah blah.
Mike's Girlfriend: blah-blah, blah-blah.
Tim: Uh-huh, Blah. Blah-blah.
Being temporarily bored, I decided to just say the most random shit:
Me: OH YA? WELL IT'S WORSE THAN WHEN [Mike's Girlfriend's Mom] JUST START FISTING HERSELF IN THE PUSSY, SCREAMING OUT AND THEN [Mike's Girlfriend's Dad] RIPS OFF HIS CLOTHES, TAKES THE DOG AND STARTS FUCKING IT IN THE ASS WHILE RUBBING IT ON [Mike's Girlfriend's Mom] ASS, AND THEN [Mike's Girlfriend's Brother] STARTS LICKING ON SUCKING ON HIS MOM'S TITS, WHILE REACHING AROUND TO FINGER HIS DAD!?
Everyone just looks at me shocked: wide-eyed with mouths hanging open for 3 seconds. Then Tim bursts out laughing.
Hehehe. Man, I'm one sick fuck.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
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you are a sick fuck. I like sick fucks :)
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