Oh, the amazing things one can create with only pipe cleaners.
Completely unfair - she looks so much better with them than me.
I resign to either touching my nipple erotically or fake masturbating
Oh, the magical things one can make with popsicle sticks and laughter.
Pick a number to get your fortune.
(I hadn't seen one of those for years and years!)
(I hadn't seen one of those for years and years!)
Xav: I must choose carefully, because it will be my destiny...
Oh wow, he lucked out.
"You banged 42 dwarves (and they were hermaphrodite dwarves)"
On my attempt: I'm either being a little humble (ONLY 27 inches?) or my Mom has a big fan-base.
THE END
(I promise a real post tomorrow)
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