Quotes of the Night & Cat

And here's a sample of the things that left my friends and I screaming with laughter. Remember, it's all in the delivery.

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Friend: Oh my god, you're not circumcised?

Tim: No, he's a gentleman - he has a hat.

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Liz writing on with a marker on my arm:

I wish I had chest hair

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Tim: I like dating women with a little extra meat on the bones. That way, they're not fast enough to run away from me.

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Me: I want to cum in your hair

Liz: !!!

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Liz: Givin' handjobs right, left and center - that's what's for dinner!

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Unrelated to the funny things heard, Liz drew this for me. Maybe I'm feeling very sappy or I just like cats a lot, but I think it's so cute.


It's going on my note board.