Crutching

Liz: Is it wrong that I just want to knock away one of your crutches, to watch you fall helplessly to the ground?

Friend: I know! I want to do the same thing!

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Friend: I keep imagining you crutching away on your own and then a guy running at you, knocking you over and stealing your wallet...But the thing is, you're the only type of guy I can imagine knocking over a helpless person on crutches, to steal their wallet.

Me: Haha, thanks. Oddly enough though, my Grandmother's friend has been knocked out of her wheelchair, just outside a hospital, by a guy who then stole her purse. Twice.

Group of Friends: !!!!! Hahahaha, aaaaawwwwwwww!

Me: My Grandmother laughs every time she thinks about that.

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Clearly, my friends think very highly of me.

And unrelated to the above: Oh god, walking for 2 hours with crutches (a.k.a. crutching for 2 hours), with lots of breaks, is incredibly tiring on the arms and shoulders. Even crutching non-stop for 4 blocks is the worst. I feel dead. The Yoko Ono & John Lennon museum art exhibit was worth it though.